http://portsloglog.com A bold journey into the bowels of my bowels. Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:17:47 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Wow. I have not drank like that in a very long time. I had a kickin buzz for a solid 8 hours. Never got close to being sick either, especially after drinking so much vodka as I did. We stayed the night at B-Doo and Amys so I was able to drink ... http://portsloglog.com/?p=700 Been a while since I've had a shit like this. Rabbit turds of varying sizes, even one turd close to the size of a baby rabbit. Yessir, clean cutting and minor cleanup. However, in true Port fashion, the smell was noxious. My wife had to jump in the bathroom to ... http://portsloglog.com/?p=698 God. What the fuck. I think it was the chicken tacos. Their chicken is marinated in some brine that just shreds me. But damn, baja gorditas are A fucking plus. Clam fries make their return under a brown haze of stench. My anus hurts now. At least the wipe was on ... http://portsloglog.com/?p=686 Who's up for another round of 'Guess who had Taco Bell for lunch?'. I know I am. Taco Bell really is hit or miss with my colon. Well, more like hit or mess. The rumblin' from down underin' was pretty fierce so I dropped one, even this late at night. Had ... http://portsloglog.com/?p=684 Few shits are better than ones on days off. Not weekends per se, but days you should be at work and aren't. And when you're not sick. Yeah. Even if the shit was marginal like this one was, it's still better than av average dumper at work. Have I ever mentioned ... http://portsloglog.com/?p=682 Some pretty wicked cramps leading up to this. This shirt is tight and was not helping things. So as expected, it just dropped out. Exactly like the Cosby kids in grade school at 2:59, waiting for the bell to ring to start summer vacation. The bell rings and out they stampede, ... http://portsloglog.com/?p=681 Seems Monday and Tuesday's post didn't get put up because I forgot to check publish in this wordpress app. Will add them when I get home. Sorry for the mixup, Log Blogians. http://portsloglog.com/?p=680 Aaaand I'm back. It was a one day show and mostly a waste of time. Yes, let's send four people to do the job of two. That's smart. Whatever. So here I am, back home at 9pm, only to have to return to work in 10 hours. Greeeeat. ... http://portsloglog.com/?p=694 I report to you today not from my work bowl or my home bowl, but from a bowl in "lovely" Rochestor, NY. Why am I here? A small trade show for work. Exciting, right? Of course it is. This doesn't happen to often for me - that's one advantage of ... http://portsloglog.com/?p=688 The seven dwarves got nothin' on Poopy, their bastard child second cousin. So I slept 12 hours last night. Doesn't happen often, let me tell you. Now you'd think 12 hours laid out would allow my colon to compact my feces into a rock hard ball of glass breaking amazingness, but ... http://portsloglog.com/?p=678