Ok. Now this may seem odd in Great Country For America, but I had a big mac for the first time last night. Yeah, weird I know. It took until recent years for me to be a fan of diced onions that is the signature on a lot of McDs products and I never saw the need of getting one without them, especially because I can’t eat the lettuce. Feeling in a peckish mood, the Mrs had a craving for french fries so I went to the local McDonalds and ordered one for the hell of it. It was ok. Kinda dinky to be honest. Tasted all right. I have had the Mac wrap (remove bun, add wrap… Mac wrap) and liked it better. I think the bun kinda got in the way here.

And for your reading pleasure, the results of my first 100% ‘Merican McDump. It was firm… but soft. When I released, it came out and seemingly left a light scrapping sensation on my poop chute. Best way to describe it. Smelt horrible. It was like dog crap and plastic that smells really like plastic combined. Not very pleasant. Dingleberries dropped late and several. At least cleanup was minor. I’m crappin’ it!