What kind of person would leave explosival diarhettic skidmarks (meaning skidmarks on the inside walls of the bowl) and asshairs all over the throne? If you said c), the short Indian guy, you’d be correct.

Anyway. So PF Changs was quite good. Some of the best Americanized Chinese food around. I had the Mongolian Beef. Tasty.

The results are in: the bowl of rice on the side barely keep the ‘Chang’s turd together. Loose, but quite a piledriver in the center of the bowl. Intact but visibly soft. Rice works wonders, I tells ya. Not much of a smell, nor a cleanup.