Had to take this one at home. The majestic throne was occupied and there just wasn’t enough time to go even if he came out right when I last checked before I left for the day. Oh well. Another day, another dookie.

I definitely had to shit, but the amount of poop in the bowl didn’t feel like it felt. Mildly satisfying dump. Dropped a big load of shit and the last turd cleancut with a deep splash into the water below. Not much cleanup, but my farts before and after still kinda smell. I will continue to blame PF Changs.