Today here at work, it’s pretty slow. I did everything I needed to do in the morning, so now I have 3 hours to kill. I will definitely be milking this crap for all its worth.

Here we have a truly unique shit. Why? Because one turd looks like a fang and another one looks like a dick. Weird. All of it is pretty firm which is nice. Hopefully I can work my way to some steeltoed shits that are as profound and they are relaxinating. Light schmear in my ass, but that’s because I jiggled out a sizeable dingleberry that was just asking to get run over like roadkill.