I’m off today, so live, on the spot reporting will be coming from home base – Bowl Prime. And I also have new reading material today. D&D 4th edition handbook. Yessir, now I will be a weirdo who writes about his bowel movements AND plays D&D. But enough of this, I am leaking foul farts and if I don’t go soon, I will probably shit my pants. While interesting reading for you the viewer, I don’t want to have to clean up after myself.

What a nice frumpy dump. A shit is always better when you have the day off. A little loose but still formed, nice healthy pile of crap. The smell was something out of your worst nightmare, but when is it not? Easy cleanup though, good to see my butt doesn’t want me to work hard on my three day weekend.