I just dropped a lovely loose pile of shit. It was solid, but barely. The sputtering from my asshole would make one thing that was I launching a conical spray all over the place, but not the case. Fair amount of shit though, but considering I had Taco Bell for lunch yesterday, I got off easy.

No, I think the culprit was 3 bottles of SPATEN beer. It’s pretty good and German too. And you know Germans love their poop. So clearly, it’s a beer that just rips your insides apart. God bless it.