I couldn’t have timed this worse. My wife’s set of chores include the bathrooms and today, she cleaned both. Anyone want to guess when I got the urge to take a shit? Your choices:

1)Before she started

2)After she started

3)After she finished

4)Last night

If you said #2, you’d be correct. (#2.. when is it ever wrong?) I don’t even think I would have gone before she started – that would mean she’d have to clean up a fresh drop and the heavy set odor would hang over her like the end of the world is upon us. While I am known to stew brews for longer than is needed, this is not the case. And now… to undo all the good she just performed.

THUNDER LOG STRIKES. At least it was a solid dookie so there were no hot streaks to mess up what was once a clean bowl. The smell of fresh, spring scent, mixed with awful stench definitely would be hazardous to the elderly and small children. My ass feels emptied and I’m ready to meet the rest of my weekend – by sitting on my ass and playing videogames. Yay.