End of An Era

By Port

Well, not really. I’ve just had the past 4 days off thanks to snow. So it feels like the end of something great. But the alternative means I don’t have the shovel now all the fucking time. Can I say that I have almost felt like I’d rather be at work than shoveling all this god forsaken snow?! And the worst part is… it’s lightly snowing right now. Nature has quite the insane sense of humor.

Wow! What a poop. While the release was quite spastic, big small big small big small big, the end result makes me so not want to go out and shovel more fucking snow. It’s napper crapper time folks. Goddamn. The pile of dung was made up of round golf ball sized turds, accented with a nice 6″ log in the center. Kind of like a ice cream sundae made out of poop. But I don’t think I’ve smelt ice cream that reeked this bad. Oof, it was like grilled beef and shit.



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