Oh my god, can I get a second to contemplate and drop a fat one? My carpool driver had a flat when we went out to the car and now I have D&D tonight (update: which was canceled… after I got there). Grrr.

Time for a fast shit. Well, this shit has been brought to you by the letter C. As in a big c shaped turd. Bitchin.

EDIT: This post was saved to my phone and just posted now. #77 data error, double grr.