Have you ever taken a shit before you take a shower, but you just feel gross and the act of taking a shit makes you feel worse? That’s me right now. I feel greasy and I feel dirty. Having shit slide (accent on the slide) out of my asshole did nothing to improve how I feel.

This shit was almost soft serve. The small bits and slivers of shit just mound up to a giant stack of crap. And the mudbutt! Oh dear lord.