So I have to ask… and I bring this up not because I want my cock sliced up like a banana but I was just talking to one on IRC who does… guys who become chicks… how do they poop without getting it into their, you know, “new hole”. I guess the same way chicks don’t have shit schmears all over their pussy lips, but still. What if a shit nugget pulled a 720° and lands in there and gets stuck. It’s a dead end. That shit is just going to fester. *shudder* Most poop doesn’t gross me out but artificial body cavities + dingleberries… yeah, that’s do it.

Back to people who don’t want to take a hacksaw to their wangs, I just took a jackhammer to my toilet bowl. Seriously, the brown sky opened up and out fell the crap. A whole lotta shit. Didn’t really smell, but 3 6″ers for sure. And my god, I musta smushed a dingleberry because I think I set a world record on TP consumption. Jesus.